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BITE ME is a journey beyond space and time, and your imagination, and your senses, and your mind-thoughts, and your fear of castration. It is film that will intimidate your inner child into suicide. From the most horrific depths of fear and abomination, Patrick Smith brings you a terrifying treat that is bound to leave you in a feces-ridden pit of hatred and self-loathing for years to come. A hellish zombie outbreak takes the nation by storm. A group of bold yet desperate survivors roam the country in search of salvation. Tensions boil to a steaming crescendo of fright-inducing fart gas, passions flare at high, feverish pitches that only whistles made for dogs dare to tread, death and disappointment are felt in every frame, bludgeoning every last orifice of your idealism into the type of frenzy that leads a God to explode a planet. Do you possess the unrelenting grit of a born hero? Then maybe you’ll make it out alive—and even then there’s no predicting whether you’ll have your sanity in tact. BITE ME by Patrick Smith—see it…or you’re gay.
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